Sometimes I get bogged down with emotional bullsh*t, or “EMO yoite” as I’m calling it.

“She dresses in black / because sorrow is a magnet” – Bell Jar by The Bangles. See? Even Susannah Hoffs was deep!

If you like that sort of thing then just have a trawl but don’t bother leaving me any flipping Cheer Up Deary comments. I’m a cheery chappy! Mostly because I write this down, empty the dredging machine and file it here. So I can occasionally remind myself what a trivial beeyatch I am and to just grow up and suck it UP!